Guess who is the #4 result on Google for Miserable Existence? This dog!!!!!

TAKE THAT DAD!

Just got done reading my new hate comments on figment! It’s a good life. 

Mizzy is back on the Leaky Wiki homepage - this time it is still about facebook.

What???? I thought Rue was asian! What is the meaning of this mockery!

Quite frankly, I am more pissed about what they did with the tribute wolves than the race of a few supporting characters… 

“We are going to raise awareness!”

This phrase literally translates to “I am going to invite you to 900 different facebook events that I myself will forget to participate in.”

That interesting moment when your prom date posts on facebook for people to “stop hating my prom date”.

Apparently, I am making some new friends these days. :D

Facebook ads make my dreams come true again! My only question is what the heck I liked to get this to come up… oh wait. :D

Caesar Saladman interviews Fatniss, Panini drops a bomb on live television, and I prove that I ultimately have nothing better to do with my time in the latest chapter of the Food Games. Check out the book that apparently this one girl has to “stop myself from screaming every time I see it” in the link above.

Every once in a while, although very rarely, I will recieve an email inviting me to write some senseless garbage for some website. Today, to my surprise, news parody website “The Leaky Wiki” decided to feature an article I wrote. And guess what? OVER 800 Views!